Absurd Inventions

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The endless pursuit for quick money has lead to some pretty goofy inventions in this country. Take the patented "all-terrain stroller," a battle-ready baby carriage that comes with tank treads and steel armor. Not high-tech enough for your toddler? Perhaps if you'd known about the "diaper alarm" sooner, baby wouldn't have such a rash. There are also plenty of toys of grown-ups such as the "face-flexor" exercise machine and an basement bargain nuclear fallout shelter.


(This was reprinted from my Washington Post column in 1998)
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