Aliens Are Abducting Our Pants!

http://www.sock-monkey.com/pants.html
Whitley Streiber had it all wrong when he popularized the alien abduction myth ten years ago. The interstellar, almond-eyed beings who he thought were giving him a medical exam were really on a fashion crusade for second-hand pants. Learn the shocking truth that the government has been hiding since the Roswell incident, and find out how to protect your wardrobe from praying gray hands.

Note added April 10, 2005: I recall a South Park show about gnomes who would steal kids' underpants. I wonder if Trey Parker saw this site and incorporated the idea into the show?


(This was reprinted from my Washington Post column in 1998)
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