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Sunday, April 10, 2005

Nude Carrot Man

http://www.maui.net/%7Eliam/nudecarrot/nudemancarrot.html
What's the big deal with human nudity online? Lewd, nude vegetables are much more interesting. Take Nude Man Carrot, nature's own anatomically correct (and orange) "David". When he showed up on the chopping block of Liam Ball, he couldn't bring himself to stew him. So he put together a photo spread that would make any vegetarian blush. You might even call it raw.


(This was reprinted from my Washington Post column in 1998)
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2 Comments:

At 9:26 AM, Anonymous said...

Nude Carrot Man has a very endowed twin brother! His name is Shim!
See it at:
http://www.karenwinkler.com/carrot

 
At 9:49 AM, Dan said...

Funny! Thanks for posting this.

 

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