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Finally, there's an answer to the age-old question of why squirrels act so stupid. Squirrel hazing -- a destructive and often deadly practice similar to fraternity hazing -- could be responsible for everything from squirrels racing in front of speeding cars, stuffing their cheeks with nuts to the bursting point, and taunting dogs that were bred to chase them.
(This was reprinted from my Washington Post column in 1998)
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